I’ve heard more than one story on NPR about our astronauts who are circling the moon, but the top story seems to be about the broken toilet. It is now fixed, and they gave details on how it works. We are floating pee out into space. Woah!
More than a Three-Hour
Tour
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| Artwork by ANDRI TEGAR MAHARDIKA |
A toilet is a luxury
Whether you are on
land or sea
The thing that is
produced
When we eat nuts or
soup
Has to go away somehow
Methane has a pow
That has popped our
balloon
As it gets hotter
We fly to the moon
And still, we worry
How to rid human
slurry
In space, it seems
impossible
To let our bodies go
An emergency it was
When the equipment
broke ‘cause
No one knew how to fix
it
They had no baling
wire or spit
The toilet was a high-powered
vacuum
As there was no other
bathroom
Space Plumer to the
rescue!
That crew member they foresee
Would be needed to
keep things runnin’
The astronauts are
full of glee
Flying past the moon
Relieved not to use their
own spoons
But are on a luxury tour
A working toilet with
a private door






